We are currently reviewing all options of possible villains to appear in the sequel. What kind of being would prove to be too much for The Avengers? Who would make them more of an underdog than Loki did? Who could bring them to the absolute point of crushing defeat. Our staff is trying to bring The DaddyMan to this world. We think he has the charisma as well as the menace and unlimited power that could rattle the very foundations of our world. He would be the reason we call upon The Avengers once more.
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The DaddyMan is a mysterious being. But one of the biggest mysteries that people have been trying for ages to solve is what happens in the off season. The DaddyMan is a fantasy football entity, but once the Super Bowl ends, the DaddyMan seems to drop off the face of the Earth. Some people thinks he lives as a recluse who prepares for his next season at the bottom of an ocean. Many other people think he ascends into space and plays fantasy football in other galaxies. But there are numerous DaddyMan sightings that seem to be popping up everywhere in the pacific northeast. Could he be hibernating up there? These are pictures we believe are solid evidence. Jorge-George Georgia, 33, of Portland claims to have spotted the DaddyMan eating at a Missy's Diner in the picture above. Here, it appears the DaddyMan is checking his phone. He also seems to be eating meals that serve for two, which means, The DaddyMan gets insatiably hungry during the off-season.
Nobody knows what he's doing in the off-season. Perhaps, to not be seen, he attends Kansas City Royals games. We don't know for sure, but we will find the truth!
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